Geeks usually say:
«There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t»
«I’m not anti-social; I’m just not user friendly »
«I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code»
«In the web world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows? »
«My software never has bugs. It just develops random features»
«Be nice to the nerds, for all you know they might be the next Bill Gates!»